Me: Sure thing. Cream cheese is over there, I'll get the bagel for you.
Customer: And could you toast it for me?
Me: No problem, I can split it and pop it in the oven for a few minutes.
Customer: Oh... no toaster? So it's not a pre-made bagel? Nevermind... *walks away*
I had no idea it was that difficult to split a bagel and spread cheese on it. Go figure.